Hermann Gottlieb (
mathemagier) wrote2025-08-03 01:28 pm
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[Screened calls go straight to voicemail, where an impatient recording answers]
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The possibility that:
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A. I'm not leaving you. Even if this doesn't go well, we'll nullify your abilities in the future until we can sort out how to handle them.
B. I understand all of these concerns and it's incredibly unfortunate we can't know any of these things for certain ahead of time- which naturally means testing will be necessary. But are you certain you're ready for it now?
C. I was originally asking if you thought something might happen before you managed any testing.
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b. No, but I don't want to not know any longer.
c. I hope not. I don't think I can get mad and go Kaiju on people, but it be really unfortunate if I just get mad at some idiot for cutting you off on the road and ruin your car and eat him.
Well. It'd be one less asshole on the road, but stomping on people kind of makes things hella awkward.
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Well now you can reread it all you like.
But alright, I can understand that. You have been on edge since you've arrived.. We'll need to arrange for some precautions for the worst case scenarios, for all they may be unlikely.
I could port you somewhere remote from civilization if you weren't yourself, for example.. Then perhaps contact Miles' father to nullify your abilities until I could get your power suppressor back onto you.
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I can't believe you think these scenarios unlikely and I'm the one wound up over this! This is bizarre.
Beauty soothes the savage beast... Or maybe I nab you and scale the Empire State Building.
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Your ability does imply that changing back would be at will as well, which in turn suggests you have some form of control. That scenario has a larger percentage of likelihood, but there are too many unknown factors to do more than arbitrary estimations.
Which would be why I'm not looking forward to this as much as you aren't. But I do hope my estimations are accurate.
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[Such modesty. But he really is touched]
We'll sort this out, Newton.
Now I suppose I should contact Miles about asking for his father's assistance. When would you want to do this?
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On a happier note: all goes well? You are so getting laid after this. Forget that you get laid most of the time. So happening.
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But alright, Sunday afternoon. It's true that Qubit could port you more easily.. Do you know if Kang's other form would be large enough to intercept you?
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I mean, if we want to discuss the notion of "human passing" that might be a good topic for a SELF meeting because...actually, now that I think about it, I'll ask him his thoughts later. But in answer to your question, I don't think any of you three could stop me... Just port me. I think I'll have too much mass on Kang at the very least.
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I imagine he's going to be your primary contact for how to manage your new ability?
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...I don't know. Kang turns into something he's not, yes, but it's different. I'd love to meet a werewolf or someone else who turns into a thing they don't control...or don't fully control. But yeah, I intend to talk to Kang and SELF in general.
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Keep me advised at least, though I doubt there's much I can do to assist you.
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You are here because, as much as I like Qubit, Kang and that dork Miles, I trust YOU. Do I trust you to port me into the Sun? Not really, but I trust you to have my back when I'm vulnerable, to ask the important questions, to look at this from the perspective of a man who HAS seen a Kaiju and because I'm scared, Hermann, and you're the guy who has been there for five of the toughest years ever, the guy who I want with me forever. You're the person I'm taking home my data and ideas to. You keep me grounded. You saved me from the Kaiju once before.
Hermann. Babe.
Stand there and look pretty and you're already the most valuable member of this team.
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And no one's porting you into the sun.
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Oh please, like you haven't wanted to port me to the sun on multiple occasions.
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And I'm not dressing up for your experiment.
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