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[mathemagier]

[Screened calls go straight to voicemail, where an impatient recording answers]

You've reached Dr. Hermann Gottlieb. Leave your name, number, and business if you expect a return call. Thank you.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Oh good. Good. They are pretty damn ideal, aren't they--I could totally go for getting to say those words just any old time.

I'm just glad you came around.

That's it??? Now, see, you've ruined the mystery. There's nothing left for me to fantasize over. I'm sorry, Hermann. The magic is gone from our relationship. (Seriously? You PLAN your outfits IN THE DRAWERS? God, I'm dating a dork. I am dating the biggest fucking dork to ever exist.)