IC Contact Post

[mathemagier]

[Screened calls go straight to voicemail, where an impatient recording answers]

You've reached Dr. Hermann Gottlieb. Leave your name, number, and business if you expect a return call. Thank you.

Comments

[justaskalice]

Ok.

Ok, I'm buying these and I won't be held accountable for any further pictures sent once I get home. This is all your fault, Hermann, for having a stupid pool in the first place.

[mathemagier]

It was for you originally, but yes I've gotten some use out of it as well. It's a simple luxury.

[justaskalice]

OH NO.
DO NOT TRY TO PUT THE BLAME ON ME.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

THIS WHOLE POOL SHENANIGAN AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE SEXY
ALL YOUR FAULT

IF YOU'RE IN PUBLIC WHEN I SEND YOU PICS REMEMBER IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

[mathemagier]

I'd like to point out that you're the one that brought up this whole pool boy business.

[justaskalice]

Because SOMEONE has to service ;D the pool.

This is PART of fixing back up the house, Hermann babe.