mathemagier: Ten years of experience!! (Default)
[Screened calls go straight to voicemail, where an impatient recording answers]

You've reached Dr. Hermann Gottlieb. Leave your name, number, and business if you expect a return call. Thank you.
Date/Time: 2015-10-17 07:26 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (crush hazard)
I figured you just like drowning in your clothes. I know mirrors are foreign concepts, Herms, but check yourself in one sometime. ALL your clothes are rather large for you. [He pushed the door a little so it swung back and forth, kind of fidgety, unsure what to say, but not ready to kill the conversation yet. Which was ridiculous. They talked all day, everyday, but it wasn't everyday Hermann sought him out and initiated the conversation, even if it was to inquire about the origin of mysterious parkas.]

Speaking of clothes, actually, you figured out a costume for the masquerade? Or asked our dear Mr. Rogers yet?
Date/Time: 2015-10-17 07:53 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (call me newt!)
[He stops the door mid-swing and glares.]

Yeah I'm still on about it. Is it wrong to want you--us--to have a little fun? I mean yeah, we did Oktoberfest, but otherwise the only actual party we've been to since saving the world was that shitty swear-in and that was more science shindig than anything. We deserve this, dude, and we deserve to have dates and to eat, drink and be merry.

[Newt looked momentarily unsure.]. You ARE going, right? Because I'm going and I'll throw a royal fit if I've got to go alone. Going stag's really only awesome if you're loaded like Stark or you have your posse and you're my posse.
Date/Time: 2015-10-17 08:17 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (call me newt!)
Can't live without me for a few hours, huh? You miss me when I'm away? And here I thought I was the only one plagued with separation anxiety.

[Teasing aside, he eyed Hermann. Obviously the drift went both ways, but how badly did it distract Hermann? His trip to the scrap yard and to Germany had seemed to affect Newt worse, but EVERYTHING seemed to affect Newt worse. Hermann was impressively good at hiding his emotions, except anger, sometimes.]
Date/Time: 2015-10-17 09:28 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (trying to explain)
[Nice change if subject, dude.]

Oh, okay. Well, you don't have to worry about separation issues. Like I said, you can totally come with me. We'll go together like Best Friends do and it'll be awesome.

And as for outfits, how about something that fits, for once. Not like you don't have the money and resources now. There's totally shopping to be found outside of thift store desperation, Macklemore. And tailors. Tailors exist.
Date/Time: 2015-10-17 19:55 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (call me newt!)
We? Okay, yeah, I guess me too. Oh man, I'm going to go Gothic Punk as fuck. It'll awesome. Or maybe something to match with my tatts. You think I could find a kaiju mask?
Date/Time: 2015-10-17 20:11 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (well yeah you could do that)
TASTELESS?! Frightening creatures are EXACTLY what Halloween is about. You're probably just going to go all posh and old-fashioned and put on a eyemask and look like some dour old vampire and I'm going to be like some Anne Ricean sex-god--Lestat, maybe, the rock star.
Date/Time: 2015-10-17 20:53 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (I will throw this at you ok)
[Shut it, Hermann. It's an awesome holiday.]

I'm tempted to take back that parka and get something for you more befitting my disastrous taste.
Date/Time: 2015-10-17 23:14 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (crush hazard)
...Alright, no, I won't, but ONLY because I'm a great guy, okay, and an awesome best friend and that's a sweet parka.

[More fidgeting]

ANYWAY! Uh,since my cereal's probably dead by now, you wanna go out and pick up something with me?
Date/Time: 2015-10-18 00:21 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (maybe I should hug him????)
Yes, mom. [He rolled his eyes but went to work tidying up and finding himself a clean shirt to wear.

It wasn't a date--it sounded perfectly normal to Newt, who wasn't trying to think of this as anything more than a natural evolutionary process, a hopeful step in a new direction. They no longer had to think of themselves as coworkers, as lab partners. They were Best Friends. He had known Hermann, in some manner, for a third of his lifetime. By now, war over, they could socialize outside. In public. Like normal people did. He could ask Hermann to coffee, Newt thought, hoped, and not have to feel like he was trying too hard, being too friendly, being too much and too desperate, that he'd scare this new friend away. Or he wanted to think that way. Anxiety wasn't quite letting him, but he wanted to think he could be a friend while still being himself.

Dammit, he just wanted to hang out with Hermann.]
Date/Time: 2015-10-18 02:10 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (can't have too many handtalk icons)
[The parka looked right, a close enough approximation of the original to pass. The fluffed up bird was back.

He shook his head. Not wanting to make it weird...]
. No? There's no more jackets hiding in your closet because of me, I swear. ...Alright. Okay. Let's just-- You asked, so. I'm not being too weird, right? I mean. I know I'm not great at this friend thing, but I'm not coming on too strong, am I? I scare people off. Don't let me scare you off, man.
Date/Time: 2015-10-18 02:53 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (let me explain why you're WRONG)
Yeah well the last five years you were a jackass. Now you're by Best Friend, jackass, and I actually fucking CARE if you decide I'm too annoying to talk to.
Date/Time: 2015-10-18 04:52 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
driftsintobuffetline: (together)
[Not excessively irritating. Hermann was such a flatterer. No, but seriously, he felt bad airing out his insecurities like he needed Hermann to give him pats and say we're good. And yet he liked those pats, felt worlds better because of them, despite the guilt of forcing that out of Hermann. It felt a little like he imagined crawling into that parka would feel like.

Okay, he didn't have to imagine. He totally tried it on at the store. The parka felt like a hug. Newt almost kept it.

He shook his head.]


No, I know. Look, sorry for the insecure idiot thing. We don't have to rehash the Best Friends talk again, promise. But, uh...thank you.

...so... breakfast?

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