Hermann Gottlieb (
mathemagier) wrote2025-08-03 01:28 pm
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[Screened calls go straight to voicemail, where an impatient recording answers]
You've reached Dr. Hermann Gottlieb. Leave your name, number, and business if you expect a return call. Thank you.
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Surely no one's going to steal you out of the restroom?
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Okay, look. Restrooms are dangerous, okay. And anyway! The Porter doesn't care about where you are or if your doing your business.
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I know it wasn't intentional.
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Well, then I'm beginning to understand the paranoia. But that's still highly unlikely, timing-wise.
How did that end, by the way?
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Still yes, the likelihood of it happening again in a similar manner is quite low.
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[Chuckle.]
So you should have some room to breathe, if you can prove that.
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[But he moves the phone slightly away from his ear, in anticipation of possible yelling.]
But the aim of this party is to celebrate your return and temporarily banish those worries. I'll do my best in that regard, and I know you will too...
...Might I suggest dunking each other?
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Excellent. Just be sure that I'm outside when it happens.
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He's getting along much better with you two these days.
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[He sounds so proud.]
I think he might see some of himself in you.
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..Well I don't know him well enough to say we have much in way of similarities, but I'm glad I could assist in some fashion.
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You're both incredibly intelligent, focused, have little tolerance for idiocy, and have found yourselves paired to a chaotic whirlwind of a partner.
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Well I can hardly argue that. It's a matter of complementing one another, I believe.
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Maybe this is a chance to get to know each other better?
We'll see you soon.
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We look forward to seeing you.