mathemagier: Ten years of experience!! (Default)
Hermann Gottlieb ([personal profile] mathemagier) wrote2025-08-03 01:28 pm

IC Contact Post

[Screened calls go straight to voicemail, where an impatient recording answers]

You've reached Dr. Hermann Gottlieb. Leave your name, number, and business if you expect a return call. Thank you.
driftsintobuffetline: (sparkle eyes)

voice

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
[sighs heavily. He was going to argue about including Zippo too, but the wistfulness softens everything he was thinking.]

Someday you'll be a dad for real. [Maybe not with me, but someday.]
driftsintobuffetline: (call me newt!)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
You'd want to have a kid with me? I mean, one of our own, not just some cute preteen we nabbed off the streets?
driftsintobuffetline: (idk what to call this face)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
I am. I just. Me, Hermann. With me. You want that or...or at least want to discuss it with me.

Me.
driftsintobuffetline: (maybe I should hug him????)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Happiest of sighs]

That is so gay.
So incredibly gay.

Kids. With me. I think you've forgotten what kind of disaster you married.
driftsintobuffetline: (but what is it?)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
I am a terrible cat-dad!
driftsintobuffetline: (what?)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, she's cute. How can you not.
driftsintobuffetline: (you'd do that?)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
[oh...]

...I was going to be so cool. How did you ruin me forever?
driftsintobuffetline: (together)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn you. Damn you sweeping me off my feet. I was going to have all the wild victory parties.
driftsintobuffetline: (trying to explain)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure that's what we've been doing for a while now. But I'll gladly take more.
driftsintobuffetline: (Shirtless)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Missing out on doing lines of coke off the bodies of groupies in the tour bus and hotel rooms. Panties thrown on stage while giving a show. "Mary Me Newt" signs. You know. The usual.
driftsintobuffetline: (crush hazard)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you're telling me you won't let me do lines off your abs? Come on.
driftsintobuffetline: (what even.)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-03-14 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ow, no, that's going to hurt. I'll lick them off instead.

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