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[mathemagier]

[Screened calls go straight to voicemail, where an impatient recording answers]

You've reached Dr. Hermann Gottlieb. Leave your name, number, and business if you expect a return call. Thank you.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

[After This]

DO NOT OPEN WITH KIDS AROUND
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Hello, Sailor. What're you doing for New Years?

[It's a selfie of Newt in the nurse's outfit in their bedroom. He's twisted, so that he's looking over his shoulder at the camera and the shot is otherwise of his backside. Contrary to the final look they'd be going for, he's perched the sailor hat on his head, tilted for a kind of flirty look.]

[mathemagier]

..Where on Earth did you get that costume?

[AND WHY]

[driftsintobuffetline]

Don't you like it, babe? ;D

our friend will grahamcracker sent it so I could look pretty on NYE

He sent you a sailor costume, too, so you can kiss me like we just won the war

[mathemagier]

...Is this because of what happened in Times' Square last year?

[driftsintobuffetline]

get w the program yes

[mathemagier]

I suppose now is the time to ask what our New Year's Eve plans are.

[driftsintobuffetline]

didn't really have any

[mathemagier]

But you're going to wear that outfit I assume?

[driftsintobuffetline]

um yeah
he bought it for me
to wear
not to look at

don' t you think my legs look awesome in a skirt?

[mathemagier]

It does suit you.

after a moment

[driftsintobuffetline]

How IN PUBLIC are you?

[mathemagier]

[Well now.]

I'll be headed out to my car in a couple of minutes.

1/2

[driftsintobuffetline]

k don't open the next message until youre safe from prying eyes

ok I lied, pt 2 of...idk how many

[driftsintobuffetline]

and istg this better actually go to you this time and not to that little nerd that looks like miles

[driftsintobuffetline]

long story don't ask

[driftsintobuffetline]

ask me later about how daryl knows we kind of have an academia kink thing going on too

[driftsintobuffetline]

i'm getting off track

[driftsintobuffetline]

you better b in your car

[driftsintobuffetline]

in like THE MOST SECLUDED PART of the parking lot/garage whatever

[driftsintobuffetline]

and this beter not end up anywhere else but ur phone

[driftsintobuffetline]

ok this was supposed to be sexy but now it's just funny im' sorry

[driftsintobuffetline]

ok ok

11 of 12

[driftsintobuffetline]

[SENT: Photo: In classic pinup form, the first shot has him seen from the side--bent over, the back of the skirt caught on something and riding up, exposing a thigh almost to the hip. His glasses are perched at the end of his nose. Cheekily, his mouth forms an OH, as if to say 'Oops!' and his hand is almost over his mouth as if in pantomime of a *gasp!* or 'oh no!']

11 and a half

[driftsintobuffetline]

wish I could send u some panty shots

12

[driftsintobuffetline]

[SENT: Photo: Newt in the nurse's uniform again, now seated at the end of the bed, the sailor hat still on his head. He is not 'sitting like a lady'--instead, he is leaning back onto his hands, his knees are spread wide, and the skirt is hiked up to give a peek underneath. There's absolutely nothing worn under the skirt. Brow arched, he smiles a cocky come-hither.]