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[mathemagier]

[Screened calls go straight to voicemail, where an impatient recording answers]

You've reached Dr. Hermann Gottlieb. Leave your name, number, and business if you expect a return call. Thank you.

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[mathemagier]

Well now you can reread it all you like.

But alright, I can understand that. You have been on edge since you've arrived.. We'll need to arrange for some precautions for the worst case scenarios, for all they may be unlikely.

I could port you somewhere remote from civilization if you weren't yourself, for example.. Then perhaps contact Miles' father to nullify your abilities until I could get your power suppressor back onto you.

[driftsintobuffetline]

aw, babe, you're so good to me.

I can't believe you think these scenarios unlikely and I'm the one wound up over this! This is bizarre.

Beauty soothes the savage beast... Or maybe I nab you and scale the Empire State Building.

[mathemagier]

Well individually, they're all rather unlikely. But all percentages added together, it's overall concerning.

Your ability does imply that changing back would be at will as well, which in turn suggests you have some form of control. That scenario has a larger percentage of likelihood, but there are too many unknown factors to do more than arbitrary estimations.

Which would be why I'm not looking forward to this as much as you aren't. But I do hope my estimations are accurate.

[driftsintobuffetline]

I know I have been infinitely critical of your guesstimates and calculations in the past, but there is something very calming about your logic, dude. Just the way you lay it all out and if/then, proof it, precentages in our favor, what's likely to occur. It's not solid reassurance, but it's you. I like it. Accurate or not, you are amazing. And in case something goes south: you're the best, Hermann. I adore you, I admire you, and I love you to the ever-expanding "end" of the universe and back.

[mathemagier]

Yes, I know.

[Such modesty. But he really is touched]

We'll sort this out, Newton.

Now I suppose I should contact Miles about asking for his father's assistance. When would you want to do this?

[driftsintobuffetline]

End of this week. Say Sunday, afternoonish. I'll message Kang and Qubit.

On a happier note: all goes well? You are so getting laid after this. Forget that you get laid most of the time. So happening.

[mathemagier]

Well I'll look forward to it.

But alright, Sunday afternoon. It's true that Qubit could port you more easily.. Do you know if Kang's other form would be large enough to intercept you?

[driftsintobuffetline]

Kang's "other form" is human. So, no.

[mathemagier]

I meant his dragon form or whatever he is. Obviously a human isn't going to be able to stop a kaiju.

[driftsintobuffetline]

I get that, Hermann, but for clarity and political correctness and scientific correctness and because he's a friend: Draconian is Kang's PRIMARY form. There is nothing OTHER about it, just as there is nothing OTHER about my human form when I turn into a Kaiju. Kang isn't human. He may physically be human sometimes, but psychologically, culturally, he is Draconian.

I mean, if we want to discuss the notion of "human passing" that might be a good topic for a SELF meeting because...actually, now that I think about it, I'll ask him his thoughts later. But in answer to your question, I don't think any of you three could stop me... Just port me. I think I'll have too much mass on Kang at the very least.

[mathemagier]

Yes, alright. You'll forgive me for not being terribly familiar with him.

I imagine he's going to be your primary contact for how to manage your new ability?

[driftsintobuffetline]

Yeah ok. Look, correcting you is what I do.

...I don't know. Kang turns into something he's not, yes, but it's different. I'd love to meet a werewolf or someone else who turns into a thing they don't control...or don't fully control. But yeah, I intend to talk to Kang and SELF in general.

[mathemagier]

You should have control. But if you don't, then yes, that may be a good start..

Keep me advised at least, though I doubt there's much I can do to assist you.

[driftsintobuffetline]

That's never stopped us from working together in the past.

[mathemagier]

No, but further than building a larger power suppressor or a custom tracking device, your transformation is very biological in nature and I am not a biologist as you well know.

[driftsintobuffetline]

I'm the only biologist present at this experiment, let's be clear right off. Miles, Qubit, Kang...none of them bring anything useful to the table from a biological studies standpoint.

You are here because, as much as I like Qubit, Kang and that dork Miles, I trust YOU. Do I trust you to port me into the Sun? Not really, but I trust you to have my back when I'm vulnerable, to ask the important questions, to look at this from the perspective of a man who HAS seen a Kaiju and because I'm scared, Hermann, and you're the guy who has been there for five of the toughest years ever, the guy who I want with me forever. You're the person I'm taking home my data and ideas to. You keep me grounded. You saved me from the Kaiju once before.

Hermann. Babe.

Stand there and look pretty and you're already the most valuable member of this team.

[mathemagier]

Possibly ascribing a bit too much importance on all of that, but of course I will be there. That was never up for debate.

And no one's porting you into the sun.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Wear something sexy.

Oh please, like you haven't wanted to port me to the sun on multiple occasions.

[mathemagier]

Not as much lately.

And I'm not dressing up for your experiment.

[driftsintobuffetline]

But baaaaaaaabe! Give a guy a reason to come back to humanity.