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Hermann Gottlieb ([personal profile] mathemagier) wrote2025-08-03 01:28 pm
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mathemagier: lern 2 smile bro (Dork)

[personal profile] mathemagier 2016-06-20 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Teaching her bad habits already.

[Hermann snaps a pic of Liebling on his lap and sends it]

She's denying everything at the moment.
driftsintobuffetline: (crush hazard)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-20 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Already? She's been with us longer than we've been dating!

Anyway, of course she's denying. She gets THAT from me too.

And we are both connoisseurs of Hermann Gottlieb Lap-space®.

She gets the good stuff from my side. All her bad habits are courtesy of you.
mathemagier: grrroupie (Wrong)

[personal profile] mathemagier 2016-06-20 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one that spoils her and caves into her every whim. If there's anyone to blame for her misbehavior it's certainly you.
driftsintobuffetline: (explaining)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Children deserve to be a little spoiled, Hermann. She's a good girl.
mathemagier: this is my predictive model- no touchie (Explain a thing)

[personal profile] mathemagier 2016-06-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure we have wildly varying opinions on what constitutes 'a little'. But she is a good girl, although it seems she's neglected to get you anything.
driftsintobuffetline: (call me newt!)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-20 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
She doesn't have to get me anything.

But if she insists, she can go the stereotypical route and buy me a tie. Or a mug.
mathemagier: lern 2 smile bro (Dork)

[personal profile] mathemagier 2016-06-20 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I'll pull up my laptop and see what she thinks. I won't assume any responsibility for anything that may result.
driftsintobuffetline: (happy & victorious)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-20 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you won't. Tsk tsk not assuming responsibility, Dr. Gottlieb? You're terrible.

I'll be sure to buy her treats in thanks if she gets me something.
mathemagier: u kno not 2 whom u spek (Peasant)

[personal profile] mathemagier 2016-06-20 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Even if her taste is particularly awful?
driftsintobuffetline: (well yeah you could do that)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-20 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
she could make me macaroni art and I'd love it.

Besides, you've told me my taste is awful...so what's the problem?
mathemagier: grrroupie (Wrong)

[personal profile] mathemagier 2016-06-20 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
True. She could get you the worst mug to grace the face of the earth and you'd think it was wonderful.
driftsintobuffetline: (can't have too many handtalk icons)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-20 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I think SHE'S wonderful. So yeah, tell her to do her worst.
mathemagier: it is me (Smug bastard)

[personal profile] mathemagier 2016-06-20 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Really I think Mother's Day may have been more appropriate.
driftsintobuffetline: (I will throw this at you ok)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-20 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
You may mean that as an insult, asshole, but I'm secure enough in my masculinity that I am totally cool with being the mom.
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