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2. Alright, point taken.
3. I'm sure I can retile.
6. Yeah, I know. It fit the bill for quaint, though.
7. Well, we've established I can paint walls.

I happen to LIKE your wardrobe choices. I just, ok, do have trouble removing that style from everything else you could possibly interact with.

We could always build something.

3 & 7: Those both sound like ambitious projects. We could just hire someone to do those things, you know.

That sounds.. rather expensive. I suppose we could look into it, however.

What, you don't want to be Do-It-Yourselfers? XD

Surely someone around here has an exaggerated version of your power, maybe more stamina in the creation process. Or we can just hire someone like a contractor.

On second thought, building always takes too long.

How about moving west to the land of ranch-style houses? There's your flat level houses and then we just need to find one with big enough acreage to separate us from everyone else? So, you know, we can have all those loud arguments and raucous makeup sex and no neighbors ever have to know.

It's more costly to do something wrong and have to hire someone to fix it. I'd just rather large projects were done professionally.

We can't move far west. Well I suppose we could if we found different jobs, but even so, we'd be rather out of contact with everyone else.

Surely single level houses exist somewhere within a reasonable radius. If I need to hire a realtor to find them, I will.

I made a pons from scratch and you're doubting my ability to lay tile.
I'm hurt. )=

Thought that was sort of the point, being away from everyone?

Oooo fussy, critical AND determined modes--Activated!
Have I told you how hot that is?

Building a machine is not the same as interior remodeling.

And while yes, that level of isolation wouldn't particularly trouble me, you have close friends you enjoy talking to and meeting with on a semi-regular basis. I'd be content with something relatively private; no need for drastic measures.

You may have mentioned something similar before.

I'm not talking about plumbing, Hermann, just a little grout and tile.

Well, QB has portals, so he's easy. But yeah, I guess if I'm actually going to have friends, I might as well have them nearby, huh?

Speaking of, add to my list: someplace for the kids to stay when they visit--even if it's just an office we can convert into guest-things when they have a fight and need to be separated for a while.

And I haven't mentioned it enough. Seriously, very hot when you decide to take matters into your own hands and make sure they're done right.

I'm sure we'll have a guest room or two, as there's no sense in trying to uphold a pretense and have separate rooms at that point.

Little wonder I haven't gotten through to you over the years.

Edited 2016-05-07 09:04 (UTC)

...At that point? We're currently upholding a pretense at THIS point? Honestly, Hermann, I think the only person in this entire world who didn't assume we were sleeping together was Joaquin for a while--

You should have experimented with different methods, Doctor.

No, but we do technically have separate rooms.

If only I'd known that pinning you against the nearest available surface would actually have proven effective. I could have saved the both of us a good amount of pointless arguing and frustration.

"Technically."

Pointless?! Hey, now. We won the war. Some of those were very fruitful arguments. Anyway, I apparently do my best work when mentally, scientifically, and sexually frustrated by you.

Unfortunate, really. For the good of the world, I'll simply have to refrain from touching or indulging you during the next crisis.

However will you cope? Another decade pining away.

Oh there is simply no universe in which I'd manage through ten years of temptation close at hand. I am not a saint.

Well, THAT is obvious. No saint enjoys so much sin, right?

Well I certainly haven't heard any complaints.

Edited 2016-05-07 09:33 (UTC)

I could file one if you're feeling nostalgic...

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