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Newton "Newt" Geiszler (
driftsintobuffetline
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2017-03-15 01:11 am (UTC)
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Do you want these pants to fit or not?
You better not make shopping difficult. I swear to god, Hermann, trying to buy pants with a boner is a no go. I will sleep on the couch if you make me hard in the dressing room. Save that for the grocery shopping part of the trip.
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You better not make shopping difficult. I swear to god, Hermann, trying to buy pants with a boner is a no go. I will sleep on the couch if you make me hard in the dressing room. Save that for the grocery shopping part of the trip.