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Hermann Gottlieb ([personal profile] mathemagier) wrote2025-08-03 01:28 pm

IC Contact Post

[Screened calls go straight to voicemail, where an impatient recording answers]

You've reached Dr. Hermann Gottlieb. Leave your name, number, and business if you expect a return call. Thank you.
driftsintobuffetline: (trying to explain)

April 18 - voice

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
What's the sexiest part of the human body? Or most intimate? Besides the obvious, of course.

I need to know. For science.
driftsintobuffetline: (what?)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Sexiest...part...of...the....body? What is there to clarify?
driftsintobuffetline: (TEN YEARS EXPERIENCE)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Right, okay, Dr. Smarty-pants. So separate them and give me both.
driftsintobuffetline: (bite my tongue)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha, like I'm giving you the purpose of this THAT easily.

But eyes? Really?Duly noted, but can you maybe pick something a little more, uh...external?
driftsintobuffetline: (I will throw this at you ok)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Shoulders. Okay. Okay, I can work with shoulders.

And I'll have you know, dude, should PADS do like...70% of the heavy lifting there. 80, maybe. They can't all be that board, right?
driftsintobuffetline: (pout and confusion)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
...um. maybe? Later. After I've done the thing.
driftsintobuffetline: (well yeah you could do that)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, really had to twist your arm for this data, right.

For the record, there's no way you won't know, once I do it.
driftsintobuffetline: (idk what to call this face)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhh.
It depends on the options available. I haven't inquired...yet. But I will!

Look, if you're worried, I promise there's nothing to worry about. Probably.
driftsintobuffetline: (explaining)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
It might hurt a little, Hermann.

No, I guarantee it will hurt. But that's the nature of the beast.
driftsintobuffetline: (when you walk away you don't hear me say)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
God, Hermann! It's a tattoo, okay? I want to get another tattoo!

Seriously, you're the worst. [Affectionately]
driftsintobuffetline: (look I have a crazy idea)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's what I don't know yet. I mean, I got to thinking, after our talk the other day, about power suppressors. And I don't know if I could make a targeted one, but either way, it'd be like...a month...3-4 weeks for a tattoo to heal and I KNOW you don't want to do that to our Drift, but maybe if I keep the tattoo small and it heals quickly...?

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[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-04-19 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
And. Uh.

...you've got to be careful complimenting a guy's eyes, Herm. He might have to come kiss you for it.